miari: (leeteuk)
miari ([personal profile] miari) wrote2009-05-19 08:07 pm

The Hyung-Dongsaeng List

Title: The Hyung-Dongsaeng List
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kyumin, Kangteuk
Summary: Kyuhyun is doted on due to his supposed messages in Intimate Note.  If you haven't watched it, do so here.  It's completely based on the seventh part of that.  

Kyuhyun crossed Kangin off his mental list before they even got in the vans taking them back from the shooting location. Kangin caught him as the youngest stumbled, not having to hide his exhaustion anymore and Kyuhyun mumbled an informal thank you without even thinking. Kangin apparently didn’t mind because he held onto his magnae until he was sitting properly in the van and whispered, “Rest on the way back, Kyuhyun-ah.”

Ryeowook prevented him from falling asleep on the ride back by babbling about how brilliant and amusing his messages had been. Kyuhyun tried to dissuade him but Ryeowook insisted, saying that he couldn’t wait to tell Yesung and “I have to call Henry! He loves to laugh and this will make him roll off his seat.”

Kyuhyun sighed and made a mental X next to the eternal magnae’s name. Figures he’d think it was a good idea.

That night, Eunhyuk wordlessly brought in Star Craft and they played until two in the morning. Kyuhyun didn’t remember falling asleep but he woke up the next morning with a sticky on his forehead that read, “I had fun! <3 your eternally evil Hyukjae.”

Three down, four to go.

He had walked out to find that Hankyung had left some fried rice for him, with a note of course.

Watch out for Heechul. He’s on the warpath. Thanks for yesterday, though, it was fun to watch. -Hankyung.

Kyuhyun thought he could also cross Heechul off his list as a result of Hankyung’s message, but he didn’t actually do it until he found another note on his bed later that day. It read, in very formal language, “For my dongsaeng (the title was underlined, starred, with several arrows pointing at it): I will beat the record you achieved with Hyukjae last night. You’d better be up when I get back. -Your HYUNG.” (The last word took up the entire lower three thirds of the page.)

Kyuhyun waited up and they doubled the score set the previous evening.

He woke the next morning to someone stroking his hair. Leeteuk was sitting next to him, smiling, and Kyuhyun erased the list in his head. “It was you wasn’t it?”

“Well,” he leader said, “I have so many awkward members and we can only be on the show so many times.”

“Why did you make your messages sound like they were from me?”

“I just said it. Heechul even said it on the show: he’s awkward with you...or was. I hear you spent all last night with him playing Star Craft. Admit it, you were doted on.”

“Sungmin hasn’t come to me yet.”

“So go to him.”

Kyuhyun stared at his leader. “I think he’s mad at me. I haven’t seen him at all.”

“No, he’s mad at me,” Leeteuk said firmly, pulling Kyuhyun up, “he just doesn’t realize it yet. You should go tell him that. And he’s hiding in Heechul’s room.”

The youngest sighed (he’d been doing a lot of that lately) and finally relented, sitting up an stretching. “Where’s Kangin? Shouldn’t you be with him?”

“Kangin’s not speaking to me because I mentioned his weight on national television.”

Kyuhyun snorted.

“I know,” Leeteuk laughed, “But he’s at the gym now, so...it’s a good thing. I’ll pounce when he gets back.”

“Just...pounce out of earshot, Leeteuk-ah.”

Leeteuk smiled and pushed Kyuhyun out the door, “That’s Leeteuk-hyung to you, dongsaeng. You can’t take advantage of the person who gave you the advantage in the first place.”

Kyuhyun walked into Heechul’s room without knocking and found Sungmin curled up in the sheets. The youngest tried not to think about what Sungmin had to promise Heechul to gain permission to sleep in the bed.

Silently, Kyuhyun slid into the covers and pulled his roommate close.

“It wasn’t me,” he murmured.

“I know,” was the quiet reply, “Leeteuk told me.”

“Teukie-hyung is a meddling bastard,” Kyuhyun responded, adding in his head, and a liar.

“You’re closer to everyone, though, right?”

Kyuhyun turned his hyung around. “Everyone but you.”

“We were always close.”

Kyuhyun shook his head. “Not how either of us want.”

There was perhaps a minute of his heart thudding in his ears until Sungmin was kissing him sweetly.

“You are mine,” Kyuhyun murmured into his hair, “don’t give your heart to anyone else.”

Sungmin poked him, “I was so mad when I thought it was you saying that to everyone.”

“I noticed. You tried to hit me every time it was read. I really am saying it this time though, and to no one else.”

Sungmin kissed him again.

Leeteuk was about to give himself a pat on the back for a job well done when he felt arms wrapping around him.

“I thought you were mad at me.”

“I was. But I’ve decided that since you’re more caring to us than you are asshole, I might as well forgive you.”

“You figured it out did you?”

“Heechul did. He’s going to kill you, by the way.”

“Nonsense, he reaped plenty of benefit.”

Kangin laughed into the leader’s shoulder.

“I’m a little disappointed,” Leeteuk confessed, “I was going to pounce on you an demand forgiveness but now I don’t have to.”

“Oh, we can still do pouncing. I’m all for pouncing.”

Leeteuk laughed.

A/N I really think Kyuhyun is brilliant for doing what he did.  I just thought well GOSH...it'd be hilarious if someone else made it sound like it was him.  Who better than Teukie??  Comments are looove.

[identity profile] rawrcarebear.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
this was cute! I really like the idea!

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
<3 thank you!!

[identity profile] cupcakemini5.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
lol Kyu?
being a spazz and falling isnt like you

And here comes Wookie annpying people to death,
(i love Wookie very much~~~~)

Wookie's been Xed,
Thats great~

The note XDDDD!
Oh gosh!

Yay for Hannie's rice~~~
and hahahah the note x3
Hee's note is juts priceless!!!

Good job boys~
Oooo Teukie umma~~

*falls off chair laughing*
bad teukie!
but damn,
tahst true~
And Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Minnie's upset!
Thats both cute and sad x3

Appa's mad at umma for mentioning his weight XD
Now he's at the gym?
Thats great!

Minnie ah~
He's so upset T3T
Poor baby!!

he pulled Min closer~~

hahah so Teukei already told?

So true,
KyuMin has always beenclose~
^^ ♥
*squeals and fan girls and flails/
KyuMin = ♥!LOVE!♥

Veyr nice words, Kangin~
*rolls eyes and grins*

Hee's gonna come get umma~
Teukei is safe though...

Hahahah cute Kangin!
So so very cute X3~~~

I totaly loved this!

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
um...so i think my jaw sort of dropped when i saw your comment. actually i'm sure it did.

i HEART you so much for that epic flail.

it makes me feel not at all guilty for brainstorming this story during work earlier today (when i should have been editing lol)


[identity profile] cupcakemini5.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take it that you liked my comment?

You're such a delinquent XDD~
Just kidding x3

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
i did.

unfortunately i think i'm past the delinquent age...perhaps a synonym?

that makes me sound old. strike that. delinquent is fine.

[identity profile] cupcakemini5.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes
delinquent is better xP

[identity profile] thundersquall.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I love this! I've been itching to read something about Sungmin's jealousy and Kyuhyun insisting that he "only meant it for Sungmin" ever since I saw that episode and noted how Sungmin hit him each time he talked about other members being his!

So thank you, thank you so much for writing this! It was hilarious and so sweet at the end, and made the KyuMin fangirl in me very, very happy.

I like to think that what you wrote happened IRL too, with Kyu comforting Min and everything. =DDDD

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
it was hard NOT to notice Min's obvious jealousy lol. i've wanted to write this for ever but only just got around to it. i'm so glad you liked it!!!!

<3 thank you for reading!!

[identity profile] grace-uni.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
So sweet, sungmin is so jealous...XD

haha... Sungmin trying or hit kyuhyun everytime he said you are min in the letter... XD...

KyuMin.. is love <33

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
KyuMin is made of love, I've decided.

thank you for reading!

[identity profile] yoshiposhi23.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Adorable, lol. i loved it. i saw this ep and was laughing the whole time. i never really notice Kyu cause he's so quite, but he was perfect on that show. i love how meddling Teukie Umma is, so sweet. good job

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
thank you :)

Kyu is really quiet but this show taught me that that kid has a brain, not just a voice.


[identity profile] simply-min.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
rofl. it WOULD be funny if it was someone else who made it sound like him! XD :dies: kyuhyun rocksss.

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
kyuhyun does rock!!!

thx for reading!

[identity profile] keyla-yeppo.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
i can imagine it!
but kyuhyun was so witty in that show
he really has a vicious tongue
but it also seemed that his hyungs don't really mind about
oh well, i don't know with heechul though
i can imagine that they (kangin, sungmin, heechul, eunhyuk) dote on him more after the show
this fic is <333

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
his personality really came outin IN and I loved it. i'm sure kyuhyun is constantly doted on lol. i'd dote on him.... :)


[identity profile] l-uvelle.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
This is so sweetttt!!!!
& the intimate note! xD When I saw that ep, I thought that it'll be good if there's a fic about that.
And yay! You made fic about it. xD heheheheeh.
Kyumin ♥ !

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
it was just begging to be written....


[identity profile] amine87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for writing this ♥ snarky!Kyu and bastard!Teuk are hot.

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
you're welcome. thx for commenting!

[identity profile] vintersaga.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Awww this was so very sweet! <333

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
thank youuuuuu~

[identity profile] kyuhyunlover3.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 09:10 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
wooooo all caps!!!



[identity profile] cairistiona.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be surprised at ALL if Teukie had done it. It's the kind of thing he'd do.

But I still find it horrifically amusing if Kyuhyun did it. ^^

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it was kyuhyun, he's awesome/evil like that.

but it's fun to imagine teukie setting it all up.

thx for reading!

[identity profile] cairistiona.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He really is, especially with the pretending it had nothing to do with him. ^^

You're right. :D

[identity profile] sihanchul.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
really clever idea <3 ^^

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
thank you :)

[identity profile] yunsias.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*splutters* HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW OF THIS ONE-SHOT EARLIER?! OMG OMG OMG, please allow me to spazz for awhile.

IT'S KYUMIN! Seriously, I love the idea of Teukie writing all this messages and pretending that it was Kyu who wrote them and a JEALOUS SUNGMIN! A jealous SungMin is as adorable as a jealous Jae.

And KANGTEUK! <3333333333

You have to promise me that you will include KyuMin and KangTeuk in the SuJu!universe! Please please please please please please...

-goes off to read more KyuMin one-shots-

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! I'm glad you like it.

I will make an effort!! I still have no idea what to do about that, but i love both kyumin and kangteuk with burning, feverish passions so they will be in there for SURE. :)


[identity profile] yunsias.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooohhh I forgot to comment on the ninja!love-triangle between Yesung, Wookie and Henry. I know there is something there! *insists*

YIPEE for your burning, feverish passion!

(I need to get a KyuMin avie.)

[identity profile] thewindchime.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Aah, this is love! I love it so much i'm memming it! ♥
Thank you for writing this! :D

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
you're welcome, i'm glad you liked it!!!


[identity profile] miangel-zezchic.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyuhyun on Intimate Note was GOLD!!!!!!!!!

The notorious magnae strikes!!!!!!!!

Who would've thought though? Quiet, shy-looking, math olympiad, deep-voiced, reserved Kyu could be such a laugh with his notoriousness....

I think I really began to fall in luv with Kyu then and there....*lol* (THOUGH HANGENG STILL RULES MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!)

aw...leader-shi is behind all of this...yeah...if anyone other than Kim Heechul is able to rule, it's Leeteuk....

I guess you affirmed by first stereotype of Kyu in this fic, though we all know he's a bunch of laughs nowadays....

Go Starcraft weirdo!!!

[identity profile] aniprincess-13.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I was about to think 'WTF Leeteuk wrote all those?' Then I went 'Oh silly me' Lol That episode was epic win! Totally saw Kyuhyun in a whole new light wahehe XD

love the KangTeuk here

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
i love kyuhyun more and more every day

[identity profile] aniprincess-13.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm falling for Heechul and damn it I do not need another one to make me doubt my love for Yesung. Donghae already did that because he was being adorable /cries

[identity profile] unexpectedsa.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
love the twist lol and omg intimate note with sj is just: pure lol so hard my bro comes in to check if im ok.

[identity profile] mearii87.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
haha, hope you survived alright! glad i could make you laugh!